Coffee and Sex

A cup of coffee with bad intentions.
Would you, could you, (should you)
care to join me?
The house blend for me, and just cream.
And for you . . .
How do you take your coffee, love?
Perhaps regular--
a bit of cream, a little sugar.
Perhaps like me--
you know, they say that's European.
Or perhaps simple and black--
no complications.
Ah caffeine and your grace,
and we mustn't forget your lovely face.
It would positively get me through the day.
We can go whenever you like,
or not at all if you prefer.
No worries,
my sincerest apologies.
A date?
No, no at all! (nervous laughter)
Only a cup of coffee, love, and nothing more.
Unless, that is, you drink your joe
exactly
like
me.